“Big Girls Don’t Cry, They Link Up and Dominate”
🍴💸 Food and drinks? That’s on you, queen. Hydration is a personal journey. Hey Girl, Hey: The Plus-Size Girlie Link-Up…
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CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…
Pro-Shot Video Of METAL ALLEGIANCE And Their Surprise Guests From MASTODON And SEPULTURA Finally Nail That One Metallica Song You Knew They’d Do
Attention, metalheads and headbangers: A legendary jam session just hit YouTube, and it’s basically a superhero team-up—if superheroes played shred-tastic…
GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi
After what felt like an eternity of gamers begging for mercy, GeForce NOW has finally decided to acknowledge that Linux…
POST MALONE, SLASH, DUFF MCKAGAN And CHAD SMITH Unite To Do A Half-Decent Impression Of OZZY OSBOURNE At The 2026 GRAMMYs
Oh great, another Grammy tribute, because what the world really needs is more middle-aged men in leather jackets pretending they…
Exclusive: Clawfinger Finally Releases New Album After 19 Years — Band Confirms ‘Yes, We Forgot We Were Musicians’
Oh sweet baby Ragnarök, the Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal geriatrics of CLAWFINGER have crawled out of their crypts to bless us with…
The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore
Mark your calendars for Sunday, January 25, 2026, at 7:00 PM! The Stop Motion Plant is hosting a “Salon” at…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct: Yoshi is Here to Eat Your Wallet and Stomp Your Nostalgia
🚨 ** BREAKING NEWS ** 🚨 The Mushroom Kingdom’s favorite plumbing duo have officially traded their overalls for diapers in…
AFC & NFC Championship Sunday Sleepover Where Everyone Pretends to Watch Football While Crying About Refs
Break out the flannel, because football is finally ready to #FigureYoShitOut. 🏈 On Sunday, January 25, 2026, the Underpass Lounge…
Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…