WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning
Another day, another leftist bites the dust! It seems even the Bezos-owned Washington Post is starting to feel the MAGA…
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Dance Moms Presents: The Hunger Games!
**OMG! 🙄 Abby Lee Miller Improv Company’s moms are fighting 🤼♀️ over solos! Regionals are coming! Witness the politically charged…
Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
OMG 😱! After a geological epoch—more than a decade, you peasants!—Routine, the game that’s been more vaporware than actual ware,…
Nintendo Announce Some Crap No One Asked For
Oh boy, Nintendo’s at it again!🎉 To celebrate 40 years of the same mustachioed guy jumping on turtles🐢, they dropped…
Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)
😂 It’s official, folks! The sequel to the critically acclaimed (by toddlers and Chris Pratt stans) Super Mario Bros. Movie…
Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style
Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a…
Pilots to ditch the Stone Age mental health rules, because feelings are apparently the new black
Another day, another attempt by the radical Left to undermine the very fabric of our nation! Now they’re coming for…
ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…
Sara Hennessey’s Comedy School: Prepare to be Mediocre (on a Sunday)
**OMG! 🤣 Eris Deep Space is being graced by Sunday Stand Up Level 1 students taught by Sara Hennessey! Witness…
Seattle Open Arts Space Hosts No-Prize N64 Smash Fest
**OMG! 🙄 RAISED BY TV PRESENTS: SMASH BROS N64 TOURNAMENT, Sept 7, 12:30 PM doors, 1 PM tourney, Seattle Open…