Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction
OMG! ð Mark Hamill, bless his heart âĪïļ, thought *Star Wars* was a *Flash Gordon* parody? Seriously? Dude was probably…
Tag: Space
Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…
BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold ð titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…
Andy Junk’s Improv Class: Prepare for Mediocrity
**OMG! ðĪŠ Improv Level 4 students, brainwashed by Andy Junk, will perform at Eris Deep Space! Doors at 6:30 PM,…
Review: Suspended Time â More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
Oh, look! Another COVID movie! ð Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…
ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts ðļ because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
BREAKING: Old Book About Some Band With a Blimp On It To Arrive In September, Who Cares
Lansdowne Books, those purveyors of fine literature (and by “fine” we mean “overpriced”), have pre-launched (yes, PRE-launched, like it’s going…
GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. ðĪĢ It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a âĻ…
Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart
Oh, bless Simon Pegg’s heart! âĪïļ He’s practically begging for another Star Trek movie! Someone get this man a tissue…
Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma
Another space rock crashes in America! This time it’s a 4.56 billion-year-old meteorite, probably sent by those Mars-loving liberals to…