The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…
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The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…
Rhino: Tom Hardy’s Whispering Sweet Nothings to a Horned Beast – Prepare for Eco-Thrills!
Oh, look, another “eco-thriller”! 🙄 Because we haven’t had enough of those, right? This one’s about rhinos, because apparently, pandas…
Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)
**OMG!** Eris Deep Space👽is hosting the Improv Level 2 Class show! Instructor Maya Sharma’s students will unleash chaos after 7…
Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call
Wow, hold on to your Omni-tools, folks! Jennifer Hale, the voice actress for everyone’s favorite space lesbian (or space dude,…
‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…
Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…
Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…
From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)
Oh, the horror! It seems that fewer Indian students are flocking to our glorious American universities, all thanks to President…
Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean: A Car So Bad, Even Time Couldn’t Fix It
**OMG! 😱 Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean in ‘Back to the Future’?!?!? Like, how dare he??? 😡 Is nothing…