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Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings
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Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? Some rich idiot 🤡 just blew $3.6 million on Darth Vader’s lightsaber! 🤣 Yes, you…

Ki Divine’s Mumble Jumble: Is This Poetry
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Ki Divine’s Mumble Jumble: Is This Poetry

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Oh honey, Ki Divine at Space Adolphus Tower? 🙄 Prepare for some “powerful” spoken word. It’s gonna be “unique” and…

Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
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Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…

Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are 🤔) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater
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Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents: Gamera 2: Attack of Legion (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) at The Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
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5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…

Crimson Desert? More Like Crimson Disasterpiece Getting a Physical Release Thanks to PLAION, Bless Their Hearts
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Crimson Desert? More Like Crimson Disasterpiece Getting a Physical Release Thanks to PLAION, Bless Their Hearts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Oh, sweet nectar of the gods! 📢 Pearl Abyss, bless their cotton socks, has decided that *Crimson Desert* is so…

Help! I’m Drowning in Content: A Guide to Picking Something – Anything – to Watch Before You Die of Boredom
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Help! I’m Drowning in Content: A Guide to Picking Something – Anything – to Watch Before You Die of Boredom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Ah, the good ol’ days. Remember when deciding what to watch meant arguing with your siblings over which VHS tape…

KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
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KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…

Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
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Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening 🤣. It’s not just a sale—it’s a desperate…

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