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Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!
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Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

16th Annual Fist Up Film Festival 2025 Day Four: We Want The Funk! (Feature Film) Doors 6:30 PM | Screening…

“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”
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“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Elizabeth Ai, a filmmaker, made a movie about Vietnamese American teens in the 1980s. It’s about identity, loss,…

Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer
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Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer

FinnSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…

DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM
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DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what the liberal, globalist lapdogs at CNN are peddling now! “Drones over Danish airports” – sounds…

HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space
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HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, HoYoVerse, you scallywags! ðŸĪŠ After boring us all to tears ðŸ˜ī with your RPGs and those open-world ARPGs (seriously,…

IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
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IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…

“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans
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“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Eris Deep Space is where it’s at! Doors open at 6:30 PM, show starts at 7:00 PM!** Claire hates…

Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online
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Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh, HONEY, look! Another indie studio, Red Square Games S.A. (never heard of ’em ðŸĪ·â€â™€ïļ), is gracing us with their…

WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning
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WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist bites the dust! It seems even the Bezos-owned Washington Post is starting to feel the MAGA…

Dance Moms Presents: The Hunger Games!
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Dance Moms Presents: The Hunger Games!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Abby Lee Miller Improv Company’s moms are fighting ðŸĪžâ€â™€ïļ over solos! Regionals are coming! Witness the politically charged…

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