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SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff
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SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 My first official Summer Game Fest hands-on appointment was with…

Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure
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Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🤘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…

EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
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EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…

FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
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FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…

3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It
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3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Breaking news, folks, the most epic metal band ever, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, is back and ready to unleash some…

SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway
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SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway

Chord F. DiscordApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The iconic Los Angeles home of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne is back on…

Ex-THE BLACK CROWES Drummer STEVE GORMAN On Latest ROCK HALL Nomination ‘I’m Secretly Counting Down the Minutes Until I Can Get Back to My Real Passion of Collecting Antique Teapots’
Breaking News: Former Black Crowes Drummer Steve Gorman Totally Not Bitter About Being Excluded from Reunion Tour 🙄
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Ex-THE BLACK CROWES Drummer STEVE GORMAN On Latest ROCK HALL Nomination ‘I’m Secretly Counting Down the Minutes Until I Can Get Back to My Real Passion of Collecting Antique Teapots’

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The Black Crowes are up for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and former drummer Steve Gorman…

California Sheriff with Political Ambitions Confiscates Over Half a Million Ballots from 2025 Election — Because Democracy Needs a Timeout
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California Sheriff with Political Ambitions Confiscates Over Half a Million Ballots from 2025 Election — Because Democracy Needs a Timeout

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

California Sheriff Chad Bianco Launches Investigation Into Ballot Count Discrepancy – Democrats Panic Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, a Republican…

2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
BAFTA 2026 Game Awards Nominations: The Gaming World Holds Its Breath (Or Maybe Just Its Stomach)
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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…

Oscars Add More Guards Because FBI Thinks Terrorists Want Red Carpet Selfies Too
The Oscars Are Doubling Down on Security Because Apparently Iran Wants to Drone-Bomb Hollywood's Biggest Night
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Oscars Add More Guards Because FBI Thinks Terrorists Want Red Carpet Selfies Too

FinnMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s decided to go full Fort Knox for a night of self-congratulatory back-patting! The 98th Academy…

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