NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…
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RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…
Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…
Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…
Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration hired a cybersecurity firm, Mojave Research, to examine…
Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…
Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is set to meet next month, and the…
Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…
GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…
Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…