Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…
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Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To
Oh boy, where do I even start with this drama-filled news? NEVERMORE, the legendary metal band, has decided to reunite…
Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again
Apple’s latest iPhone lineup is here, and it’s a doozy. The company has finally unveiled the long-rumored iPhone Duo, a…
Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate contests in Maine and Michigan, and let me tell you,…
King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…
Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…
Missouri Judges Troll Trump With Democracy Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri Supreme Court has blocked those new congressional districts backed…
Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…
Trump Acquires Enough Oil to Fuel Ego for Centuries
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…