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Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
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Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…

GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
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GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
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Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…

Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs
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Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

I have to admit, I was oblivious to the existence of Expeditions: Samurai until recently, and that’s not entirely my…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode
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EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s not every day that a sports game comes along and shakes things up with a new game mode that…

Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
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Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Slipknot t-shirt and I’m still trying to process the news that…

Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians
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NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 NEUROSIS is back, and they just played their first…

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