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EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode
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EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s not every day that a sports game comes along and shakes things up with a new game mode that…

Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed
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Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The tech behind online gaming is a marvel, but let’s not forget who’s really driving this train: our collective desire…

Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever
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Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, where we dive headfirst into the latest TV shows and streaming series…

Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
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Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…

Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
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EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…

VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently
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VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the VA is having some major issues with…

Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts
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Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Rep. Seth Moulton is throwing his hat into the…

Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow
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Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Kalshi, a prediction market company, is threatening…

Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft
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Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

In a world where the internet has become a never-ending dumpster fire, it’s refreshing to see a story that brings…

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