OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Oh, no! ðą The robots are taking over! ðĪ More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…
Tag: Square Enix
Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! ð Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…
Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ðĪŠ It’s the Dragon Quest remake-a-thon, folks! Square Enix is just churning these bad…
Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb ðĢ â a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…
Dragon Quest I & II Remake: Prepare for a Twist So Monumental, It’ll Make Your Grandma Question Her Life Choices
Wow, another Dragon Quest remake? ð Is Square Enix officially out of original ideas? Hot on the heels of last…
Tetsuya Nomura Says FF7 Remake Part 3 and KH4 Are “Making Great Progress,” So Get Hyped (Maybe)
Oh, honey, guess what? ð Apparently, Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 and Kingdom Hearts 4 are still “making progress.”…
PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview â Prepare to be Mildly Whemed
OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 at PAX West 2025 was supposed to be my personal hellðĨ. I mean, turn-based combat? ðĪĒ But…
Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today
Oh, look, Xbox “kicked off” its gamescom 2025 “Day 1” broadcast by announcing Triangle Strategy is gracing their consoles with…
KILLER INN: Finally, A Game Where Your Friends Can REALLY Stab You In The Back
So, I peeked at KILLER INN because, you know, online murder mysteries are like, *so* my thing now. Detective games?…
FFT Remake: Square Enix Claims Original Code Lost, Blames Moogles
Oh, honey, bless your heart! Two months before Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles launches, PlayStation is desperately trying to…