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Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic
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Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—another roguelike that thinks it’s the second coming of gaming. This time, it’s Armatus, and…

REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late
Oh look, another indie darling just can't seem to hit its own deadline. SURPRISE!
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REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Well, well, well… if it isn’t REPLACED, the cyberpunk pixel-art baby that just refuses to leave the oven. Sad Cat…

Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?
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Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Alright, gather ’round, fellow would-be tycoons and spreadsheet enthusiasts! 🎩📊 Let’s talk about Transport Fever 3, the game that promises…

Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos
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Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh no, not the Steam Deck! The beloved handheld gaming PC that lets you play Elden Ring on the toilet…

Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!
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Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Apparently, the Starship Troopers franchise is complicated. It’s an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek action series about fascist space marines exploding bugs. One…

Gaming Payments in Canada: Fort Knox or Just a Paper Bag Full of Cash?
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Gaming Payments in Canada: Fort Knox or Just a Paper Bag Full of Cash?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

So, is your gaming wallet safer than your mom’s secret cookie stash? Maybe. Back in the day, getting a new…

AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again
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AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

The Next-Gen Xbox Could Launch In 2027 According To AMD—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Oh, look! Another earnings call has…

EVE Online Director’s Letter Promises 2026 Will Be *Totally* Not Another Year of Spinning Ships and Waiting for Space Potatoes to Grow
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EVE Online Director’s Letter Promises 2026 Will Be *Totally* Not Another Year of Spinning Ships and Waiting for Space Potatoes to Grow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Prepare Your Ships, Capsuleers: EVE Online’s 2026 Roadmap Is Here to Ruin Your Sleep Schedule Oh boy, CCP Games just…

Starsand Island: Because Real Life Isn’t Boring Enough, Apparently
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Starsand Island: Because Real Life Isn’t Boring Enough, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Alright, gather ’round, armchair architects and virtual dog-petting enthusiasts, because Seed Sparkle Labs is about to sell you a dream.…

Why Netflix is Finally Getting Off Its Couch to Conquer Cloud-First Gaming in 2026
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Why Netflix is Finally Getting Off Its Couch to Conquer Cloud-First Gaming in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Netflix: Now Streaming Games, Because Why Not? Netflix is back at it again, throwing spaghetti at the wall to see…

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