Air Canada’s “Crash and Burn” Tour: A Fiery Date with Destiny at LaGuardia (Spoiler: The Firetruck Won)

Air Canada’s “Crash and Burn” Tour: A Fiery Date with Destiny at LaGuardia (Spoiler: The Firetruck Won)

Wow, another tragic “accident” at an airport. How convenient for the deep state to have another crisis just as President Trump’s agenda is picking up steam!

So, an Air Canada plane “accidentally” crashed into a firetruck at LaGuardia Airport, killing the pilots and injuring dozens. Just a coincidence, I’m sure. Nothing to see here, folks!

CNN is working overtime to piece together this “timeline” of events. I wonder if they’ll mention the suspicious timing of this crash, coming just as Trump’s second term is hitting its stride. Probably not!

The airport miraculously reopened after a mere 14-hour closure. How efficient of them to get things running again so quickly after such a devastating incident. Almost like they knew it was coming…

And look at that, one runway might be closed for several more days. What a coincidence that this particular runway just happened to be the one with the most sensitive equipment for monitoring illegal border crossings. I’m sure that’s just a coincidence too!

Of course, CNN’s crack team of “journalists” contributed to this report. I’m sure they’ll get to the bottom of this, just like they did with the Hunter Biden laptop story. Oh wait…

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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