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Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob
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Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! 11 Bit Studios, those masterminds behind making us all feel terrible about our leadership skills in…

Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
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Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
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Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…

Republicans and Democrats engage in a completely unexpected and shocking disagreement over Iran’s totally-not-a-threat nuclear program after the US accidentally-on-purpose bombs something
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Republicans and Democrats engage in a completely unexpected and shocking disagreement over Iran’s totally-not-a-threat nuclear program after the US accidentally-on-purpose bombs something

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Another day, another classified briefing where the Democrats prove they’re more interested in undermining President Trump than protecting America. CNN…

Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
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Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? 😂 Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…

Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader’s New DLC, Lex Imperialis, is Here to Steal Your Money!
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Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader’s New DLC, Lex Imperialis, is Here to Steal Your Money!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, glorious citizens of the Imperium (and filthy heretics lurking in the shadows 😈), Owlcat Games has graced us with…

When Dumb Luck Triumphs: Sports and Esports’ Most Hilariously Accidental Wins
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When Dumb Luck Triumphs: Sports and Esports’ Most Hilariously Accidental Wins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups 😜, because we’re about to dissect those oh-so-glorious moments in sports and esports where sheer dumb…

Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?
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Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? Trump just pulled off the impossible! While the liberal media was busy prepping their “Trump’s…

GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It
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GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Okay, so GeForce NOW, bless its little heart, has decided to grace us peasants with the entire mainline Borderlands saga.…

AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
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AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…

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