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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

Tim Robbins and Common Explore Redemption in Silo Podcast
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Tim Robbins and Common Explore Redemption in Silo Podcast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Season 3 of Apple TV’s Silo cracks open the history behind its underground society, dividing its attention between a civilization…

Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
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Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…

Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough
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Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the sentencing of Vance Boelter, the Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to…

More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently
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More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means – a slew of new movies to stream from…

More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…

Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
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Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…

More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026
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More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

As the summer months draw to a close, the world of streaming continues to churn out content at an alarming…

Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
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Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…

Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave
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Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously heavy stuff? 🤯 ILLUMISHADE just dropped their new single “Heatwave” and…

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