Warner Bros. Discovery board tells Paramount to take its revamped hostile takeover bid and shove it
Warner Bros. Discovery’s woke board once again spurns the evil capitalist Ellison family’s cash, choosing Netflix’s woke streaming agenda instead…
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Prime Video’s Tomb Raider Unearths Its Big Cast, With Sigourney Weaver and Jason Isaacs
🚨 BREAKING: Prime Video Just Dug Up a Tomb So Full of Stars, Even Lara Croft Needs GPS to Navigate…
The Making of Stranger Things 5 Doc Trailer Shows All The Writing Stress
Netflix just released the first trailer for the Stranger Things Season 5 BTS documentary, releasing on January 12th. Get ready…
Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…
DJ Spins Records at Sunday Sessions LA Because Streaming is for Amateurs
Attention, humans! 📣 On January 4th, 2026, at the mystical Apotheke (1640 W Sunset Blvd, LA), three dudes named Mister…
CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ALEX WEBSTER Claims Death Metal Is Basically SLAYER’s Unhinged Lovechild
When Death Metal Was Just Dad’s Old Rock Records and a Dream 😈🎸 Back in the day, before streaming algorithms…
The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025
2025 was a cinematic dumpster fire wrapped in a CGI explosion and served with a side of “but the algorithm…
How to Monetize Your Players’ Existential Dread: A Guide to the 20-Hour Grind
Attention, gamers! The industry is collapsing under the unbearable weight of its own epicness! 🚨 In a stunning turn of…
Paramount’s New Deal to Warner Bros. Discovery: Larry Ellison Promises $40 Billion and a Free Trip to Mars
What a Time to Be Alive: Larry Ellison Pledges His Entire Fortune to Save Hollywood from the Streaming Apocalypse In…
‘The Odyssey’ Trailer Drops First Glimpse of Nolan’s Latest Mind-Bending Epic That Will Make You Question Reality
🚨 BREAKING: Christopher Nolan Announces He’s Finally Making a Movie About a Man Who Just Wants to Get Home, But…