I Tried Google’s Smart Glasses and Now My Phone Is Just an Overpriced Pocket Brick
Big Tech has finally invented the perfect device for people who think walking into traffic while staring at their phones…
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Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…
Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…
Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…
Swallow the Sun Bio: Now in English (ish) – Preorder Before We Change Our Minds
OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, metalheads, for the most groundbreaking, earth-shattering news of the century! Century Media Records is proud to…
Samsung’s Atomic Move: Melds Fallout Wasteland with Your Couch Potato Existence
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤩 Samsung, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to stay…
Netflix’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Finds Its Poor Soul, Set to Film in Pizza Land
Oh, great, another Assassin’s Creed adaptation! 🙄 Because the movie wasn’t a colossal dumpster fire 🔥 enough, Netflix has decided…
James Hetfield’s Gig: Proof the Bar is Six Feet Under
Attention, fellow headbangers (and those who accidentally stumbled here)! Prepare yourselves for a groundbreaking exposé hotter than Lars Ulrich’s snare…
FX Dumps Another Bag of Cash on Ubisoft for a Far Cry TV Show Starring Some Dudes You’ve Heard Of
OMG! FX is making a *Far Cry* TV show! 🤣 Prepare for cringey monologues and villains who think they’re deep…
“The Chronology of Water” Trailer: Witness Kristen Stewart Direct Imogen Poots (and Probably Overthink It)
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, another artsy-fartsy film nobody asked for! The Chronology of Water, a cinematic masterpiece (according to who,…