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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming platforms this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we need any more…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Six Flags Back Open Because Thrill Seekers Need Their Fix
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Six Flags Back Open Because Thrill Seekers Need Their Fix

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the reopening of Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to say,…

Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed
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Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic bowling experience of your life? 🎉 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently
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US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and I have to say,…

Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine
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Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ukraine, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Trump Mercifully Spares Iran Until After Midterms
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Trump Mercifully Spares Iran Until After Midterms

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Trump just announced that he’s not planning to strike…

NieR Automata’s prestige gets butchered in Dead by Daylight’s cash grab crossover
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NieR Automata’s prestige gets butchered in Dead by Daylight’s cash grab crossover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Just when you thought the crossovers couldn’t get any more outrageous, Behaviour Interactive drops a bombshell: NieR: Automata is invading…

Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
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Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the United States has moved its long-range bombers back to…

Tom Cruise’s Digger bombs because who didn’t see that coming
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Tom Cruise’s Digger bombs because who didn’t see that coming

FinnOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Tom Cruise has found himself in a bit of a financial hole with his new comedy, Digger. The film’s opening…

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