KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…
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Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from the world of bureaucracy. A…
McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…
CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the declassified presidential daily briefs from the CIA, and folks, it’s a wild…
Saudi Oil Pipeline Gets Blasted Literally
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and I have to say,…
Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville
Emberville, the latest darling of the gaming world, has got me hooked, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve…
US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the US has decided to send over 100…
Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is in the hot seat…
Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…