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Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue
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Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

The Wolcen 2 conundrum: can lightning strike twice, or will it just get stuck in development hell like its predecessor?…

US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident
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US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military just escorted 40 commercial vessels carrying 18 million…

Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
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Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…

America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
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America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…

More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
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More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…

Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS
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Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 22-year-old college student, Glenwood Pysher IV, who was killed by Pennsylvania…

Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
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Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…

Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions
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Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a story that’s just, well, unbelievable. A man killed eight of his relatives,…

Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner
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Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States and Canada are apparently barreling towards a deeper…

US Scores Big Win Against Boat Possibly Carrying Drugs
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US Scores Big Win Against Boat Possibly Carrying Drugs

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US military striking an alleged drug trafficking boat in the eastern…

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