Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…
US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
STEELHEART Still Exists Somehow Releasing BADFINGER Cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Miljenko Matijevic, the legendary frontman of STEELHEART, has finally decided to…
Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…
Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…
CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…
Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…
Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…
You Won’t Believe What Happened to This World Vision Adviser
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A World Vision Humanitarian & Emergency Affairs Adviser, Jankiel Rosenwald, was…