Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie
Jason Statham is back as the titular character in The Beekeeper 2, because what’s a successful action movie without a…
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Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cornell University, one of the top schools in the country, is…
Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Donald Trump’s “Triumphal arch” in Virginia, and folks,…
Trump Domination And Abortion Drama Steal Maine Senate Debate Spotlight
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The debate between GOP Sen. Susan Collins and her Democratic challenger,…
Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway
I’m sipping on my coffee, reading about Starbucks’ new plan to recapture its roots as a cozy spot to grab…
Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…
Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…
Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…
Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…
Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same
Get ready for another exciting spinoff, because the suits at Amazon have decided that the Reacher universe just isn’t big…