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Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines

FinnAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another Spider-Man movie? I mean, who isn’t tired of the same old web-slinging,…

Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

Gears of War: E-Day Multiplayer now a live service cash grab preview
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Gears of War: E-Day Multiplayer now a live service cash grab preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

My brief time with Gears of War: E-Day’s Multiplayer Network Test brought me right back to the glory days of…

FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists
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FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…

CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat
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CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

CBS News is shaking things up at “60 Minutes” after a couple of months of, well, let’s just say “transition”.…

Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently
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Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic National Committee is having a bit…

Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna
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Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Amazon and Warner Bros. are at it again, because what the world really needed was another Batman game. I mean,…

Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
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Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
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Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

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