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No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update
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No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

It’s been ten years since No Man’s Sky first launched, and what a wild ride it’s been. From the initial…

Lime is taking over 7UP because why not
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Lime is taking over 7UP because why not

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about 7UP changing its taste for the first time in 15 years, and I…

Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
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Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…

Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow
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Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Don Lemon’s latest debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins
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Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $100 chair skin to go along with their $60 game and $15…

Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently
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Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an armed man who was arrested outside Trump National Golf Club in…

SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately
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SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SpaceX’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
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Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…

Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
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Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…

JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
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JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…

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