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Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season
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Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Delta Air Lines just reported a huge jump in fuel costs,…

Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently
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Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the big shots in the tech industry,…

Co-streaming disrupts esports status quo with fresh viewer engagement tactics
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Co-streaming disrupts esports status quo with fresh viewer engagement tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

The esports landscape is changing, and I’m not just talking about the endless parade of “revolutionary” new games that are…

Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
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Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…

FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
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FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…

Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist
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Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Voivod t-shirt, and it’s not because I’m excited about their new…

GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026
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GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

It’s time to give your eyes a break from the gaming grind, and GUNNAR Optiks has got you covered. With…

Treasury Yields Finally Higher Than Your Rent
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Treasury Yields Finally Higher Than Your Rent

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US bond market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Grasshopper cuts NetEase ties to escape live service limbo
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Grasshopper cuts NetEase ties to escape live service limbo

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of publishers trying to make a quick buck in the gaming industry continues, and this time, it’s…

Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…

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