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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme
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Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Let’s get real, folks – modern video games are a sensory overload in the best possible way. I mean, who…

Heavenly Gameplay Saves Publisher’s Soulless Remake Attempt
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Heavenly Gameplay Saves Publisher’s Soulless Remake Attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Few games have piqued my interest quite like STRANGER THAN HEAVEN, the latest project from Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio. From…

Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…

Trump’s White House Hits New Low with Katie Zacharia Fiasco Somehow
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Trump’s White House Hits New Low with Katie Zacharia Fiasco Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia’s stint as White House press secretary was a wild…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow
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Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Another day, another dollar, another announcement from a publisher trying to milk a beloved franchise for all it’s worth. But,…

Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently
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Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a potential mass shooting that was thwarted in a Chicago suburb, and…

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year
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Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my hands on the 2026 remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of…

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