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GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026
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GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

It’s time to give your eyes a break from the gaming grind, and GUNNAR Optiks has got you covered. With…

Treasury Yields Finally Higher Than Your Rent
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Treasury Yields Finally Higher Than Your Rent

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US bond market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Grasshopper cuts NetEase ties to escape live service limbo
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Grasshopper cuts NetEase ties to escape live service limbo

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of publishers trying to make a quick buck in the gaming industry continues, and this time, it’s…

Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…

Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
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Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…

Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish
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Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic spoken-word tour of the century? 🤣 I mean, who needs…

Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably
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Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? I mean, who needs a decent…

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
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Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
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Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…

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