VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant
🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), VIO-LENCE…
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The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…
Digging Up Great-Grandpa’s War Stories So You Can One-Up Your Cousins at Thanksgiving
Attention, history nerds and genealogy gremlins! 🧬💥 The National Archives is hosting a *thrilling* webinar on how to stalk your…
DHS: Woman Tried to Turn ICE Officers Into Roadkill in Minneapolis, Then Things Got Bullet-y
President Trump, the undisputed king of truth and justice, has once again proven why he’s the only one who can…
X-Men crash Avengers: Doomsday like that awkward family reunion you never wanted
Marvel has officially released the X-Men teaser for Avengers: Doomsday, and honestly, the only thing more chaotic than the plot…
Discord Secretly Files For IPO Because Nothing Says ‘We Hate Our Users’ Like Going Public
🚨 BREAKING: Discord Finally Decides to Monetize Your Existence – IPO Filing Reportedly Drops While You Argue About Cat Pics…
5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers Sequels Are Basically Just the Same Movie, But With More Explosions (And Less Logic) 🚨 Ah,…
James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego
🚨 BREAKING: James Gunn Just Compared Supergirl to Guardians of the Galaxy, Which Means We’re All About to Get Space…
They Will Kill You – Zazie Beetz Takes on a Demon Cult and Probably Ruins Their Group Chat
🚨 BREAKING: Local Woman Discovers That Joining a Cult Is NOT Covered by Her Gym Membership 🚨 😱💸 In a…
Wine Crawl Detroit: Pre-Sale Wait List for Those Who Missed the Party
Wine Crawl is swooping into Detroit like a tipsy superhero, promising to save Michiganders from the horror of… regular water!…