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Tag: Supernatural

Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For
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Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

STARZ, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)
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Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)

FinnOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! 🙄 Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…

Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove
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Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Nicholas Sparks is slumming it at Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 17,…

The Séance: Finally, a REAL Way to Talk to Dead Relatives (and Get Their Money)
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The Séance: Finally, a REAL Way to Talk to Dead Relatives (and Get Their Money)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 👻 Larry Eissler III is back with “The Séance”!** **A “powerful” journey into the supernatural Roff House!** **DeEtte Ranae,…

Oh No! Another Happy Haunting Gone Horribly Wrong
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Oh No! Another Happy Haunting Gone Horribly Wrong

FinnOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 A woman DIED 💀 on the Haunted Mansion?! Like, seriously? Did she not read the fine print about…

Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer
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Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, boy! 🙄 Another Nicolas Cage movie? Seriously? 🤣 This time, he’s playing Joseph in “The Carpenter’s Son.” Yes, THAT…

Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)
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Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Shelby Oaks is gracing us with its presence! Yes, you heard it right, Shelby Oaks,…

Oh great, MORE Darkness!
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Oh great, MORE Darkness!

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…

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