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Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles
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Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 The Beatles are getting their own theme park, and it’s going to…

Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
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Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…

Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano
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Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, the New York Hardcore scene is about to get a whole lot less sick 🤕! Richie Cipriano, the…

Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist
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Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Voivod t-shirt, and it’s not because I’m excited about their new…

GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt
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GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

In a bizarre marketing stunt that’s equal parts brilliant and bewildering, the Miami Heat will be rebranded as the “Vice…

Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
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August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…

Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
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Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza
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Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Oasis is back with their Live ’27 tour, because who needs a break…

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