Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…
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Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the National Archives and the Trump administration.…
American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare
Well, folks, it looks like Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport is having a bit of a rough month. I mean, who…
Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…
Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…
Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time
The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performance venues, is in a bit of a pickle, folks. According to…
Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest Supreme Court decision on President Trump’s executive order targeting mail…
Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a ruling that’s got everyone talking.…
Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…
Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…