Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
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Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too
Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 is the ultimate adrenaline rush for gamers who need a break from thinking too much 🤯.…
Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego
The Warning, the trio of sisters from Monterrey, Mexico, has just released a new single, “Ego”, and it’s about to…
Cops sue Trump, how totally patriotic of them
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest nonsense from the fake…
Loser Fetterman still failing bigly somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to spin their pathetic tales about the so-called “shortcomings”…
RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’
Get ready to have your face melted by the most epic music video of the year, folks! 🤯 Danish metal…
James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…
Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their tired narratives about President Trump,…
Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
California elitist buys governor seat with tech billionaire cash
In a shocking turn of events, the rest of the world has finally caught on to the fact that America…