Another Movie That Needs Its Plot Explained Because It Was That Confusing Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Cruise’s latest film, Digger, has been revealed to be a complex, layered story…
Tag: Taken
Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about Troy Jackson, the Democratic nominee in Maine’s…
Sekiro’s Theatrical Tease Evolves Into Full Crunchyroll Series This January
Breaking news, gamers! The Sekiro: No Defeat anime finally has a release date, and it’s not exactly what we were…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…
Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump launched a new chatbot on Tuesday, and it’s…
Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom
It seems like Wladimir Klitschko, the ex-fiancé of actress Hayden Panettiere, is trying to protect his daughter’s inheritance after her…
Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…
Former Executioner Now Has Unwanted Pen Pals From Beyond Grave
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ron McAndrew, a former warden at Florida State Prison, has been…
Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…
GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…