Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…
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CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Dad Finally Gets Closure After Only 30 Years Of Waiting
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields case, and I have to say, it’s a wild…
Grand Canyon Suddenly Less Crowded Than Usual
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A flash flood in Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona has…
Texas Killing Fields Suspect Finally Faces Music Decades Later Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields, a case that’s been open for decades. Folks, this…
Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…
Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…
Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…
Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…
Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…