US Army Helicopters Falling From Sky At Record Pace Somehow Still On Budget
The US Army’s Apache helicopters are having a rough year, folks. According to a CNN analysis, these helicopters are crashing…
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Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild situation in Reno, Nevada, where a fast-growing brush fire has…
Trump Aide’s Old Tweets Reveal Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Loyalty
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Natalie Harp, a key White House aide to President Donald Trump, and…
Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…
Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
After years of being notoriously hard to find, SCTV is making its way to Netflix. The show, which stands for…
Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…
Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same
Well, buckle up, folks, because the survival-crafting-MMORPG extravaganza that is Once Human is finally making its way to consoles. I…
Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…
FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A…