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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
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Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…

US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow
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US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the US military’s strikes on alleged drug boats, and I have to…

GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment
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GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and folks, this one is a doozy. The…

Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos
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Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The gaming landscape has finally caught on to the fact that we’re all just a bunch of frazzled, anxious messes…

Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs
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Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

The White House is meeting with top AI companies, including OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and Meta, to discuss a new framework…

Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
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Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…

Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
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Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat
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Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

President Donald Trump is not exactly the outdoorsy type, and his recent trip to Camp David was a bit of…

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