Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere
Hold on to your wallets, true believers, because Marvel has officially run out of actual news and has decided to…
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When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal
Trump’s Great Venezuelan Oil Heist: When Leftist Tankers Meet Right-Wing Freedom In a stunning display of American might that would…
The Odds: Pres. Trump’s Plan to Buy Greenland Like It’s a Timeshare in Hell
Trump’s Greenland Gambit: When the Art of the Deal Meets the Art of the Iceberg In a move that has…
California GOP Congressman Doug LaMalfa Passes at 65—Still Waiting for Him to Vote on That Infrastructure Bill
Another Republican Congressman Checks Out Early—Coincidence or Communist Conspiracy? In a shocking turn of events that has left the liberal…
Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic celebrating the OG plant that makes everything better
🏔️🎉 FREE CONCERT ALERT: Big Gigantic plays Mary Jane’s 50th birthday bash! 🎉🏔️ Join us at the Rendezvous Event Center…
5 Things to Know for Dec. 24: Epstein Files, National Guard, Nursing Home Explosion, Student Loans, Weight Loss Drugs | CNN
Leftist Deep State Drops Another Batch of Epstein Files, and Guess Who’s Mentioned 47 Times? (Hint: It’s the Orange Man)…
Ben Sasse Announces Pancreatic Cancer Diagnosis, Confirms He’s Basically Already a Ghost
Ben Sasse, the Trump-critic-turned-University-of-Florida-flunky-turned-cancer-patient, has finally found a worthy opponent: his own pancreas. In a stunning turn of events, the…
NUS MTech Virtual Preview: Where Indian Brains Meet Singaporean WiFi
🚨 Breaking: NUS-ISS discovered secret formula to turn caffeine into career glory! 🤖 Join our Virtual Info Session (because apparently,…
James Cameron Finally Confirms Matt Damon Was Too Tall for Avatar: The Pandoran Truth Is Out
🚨 BREAKING: James Cameron Drops the Mic on Matt Damon “Avatar” Drama, Claims Actor Was Never Actually Offered the Role…
Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…