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ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
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ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…

Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says
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Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has taken a wild step to stop states…

Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
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Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…

Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
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Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…

Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You
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Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest gas price surge, and folks, it’s a wild ride. US gas…

Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently
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Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about President Trump’s foreign policy,…

Alcatraz Claims More Victims Than Latest Prison Break Movie
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Alcatraz Claims More Victims Than Latest Prison Break Movie

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a pretty intense situation that went down in San Francisco. Apparently, a pontoon…

Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen
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Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of you demanded it,…

Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later
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Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Bernadette and David Vander Meer is a…

Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
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Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…

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