Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…
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Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…
Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…
Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…
Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the National Archives and the Trump administration.…
American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare
Well, folks, it looks like Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport is having a bit of a rough month. I mean, who…
Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…
Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…
Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time
The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performance venues, is in a bit of a pickle, folks. According to…
Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest Supreme Court decision on President Trump’s executive order targeting mail…