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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…

Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
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Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…

Biometrics Replace Passwords Now Can We Please Stop Restarting Our Routers
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Biometrics Replace Passwords Now Can We Please Stop Restarting Our Routers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Abandoning the treadmill of tedious password resets, gamers and non-gamers alike are witnessing a paradigm shift in the world of…

Gaming projectors invade living rooms with pricey tech and dubious benefits
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Gaming projectors invade living rooms with pricey tech and dubious benefits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to supersize your gaming experience, because those 65-inch TVs are so last season. I mean, who needs a…

Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
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Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…

Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
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Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…

Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around
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Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The European Commission is trying to level the playing field in…

Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
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Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…

TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
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TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…

China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
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China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…

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