Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…
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Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…
Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The European Commission is trying to level the playing field in…
Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…
TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…
China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…
Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest escapade, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, Musk handed out…
Apple Off Hook For Hosting Kiddie Porn Because Lawsuit Got Dismissed
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading this one. A judge just dismissed a lawsuit against Apple, saying the…
Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…
Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Apple and OpenAI, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apple…