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KISS Milks ‘Dressed To Kill’ for 50th Anniversary: Prepare for More Unheard Noise
OMG! 🙄 You won’t BELIEVE it! KISS, those dinosaurs 🦖, are releasing a 50th-anniversary edition of “Dressed To Kill” on…
Apple’s Tim Cook Gets Bootleg Baby Toy, Is This Peak Design Now
Tim Cook, the head of Apple, received a Labubu doll that looks just like him! Coincidence? I think not! This…
ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending
Another day, another dollar… or rather, another surveillance partnership! Walmart, in its infinite wisdom (or should I say, desperation), is…
Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”
Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. 🧟♂️ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…
OpenAI Sucks Up Enough Juice to Power a Small Planet (Thanks, Sora 2 & ChatGPT)
Oh, the horror! OpenAI, fresh off its leftist indoctrination programs (err, I mean, “AI”), is now partnering with Broadcom to…
Jamie Dimon Pledges a Paltry $10B to Save America (Finally!)
JPMorgan Chase, bowing to the brilliance of President Trump, is FINALLY investing in America! $10 billion to secure our supply…
Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 🙄 Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? 🤷♀️) indie games. Let’s play…
Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…
Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble
Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…