California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland
Looks like those two Chinese nationals, Geng and Yang, thought they could pull a fast one on President Trump and…
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“I Know Kung-Fu” – Totally Not a North Korean Spy’s LinkedIn Profile: A CNN Investigation
Oh, CNN is on the case! Apparently, Kim Jong Un isn’t content with just nukes; he’s now stealing our tech…
Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?
Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Apparently, online entertainment platforms are *totally* over those basic loyalty programs. They’re now building these…
Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business
Well, well, well, looks like the liberal media at CNN is in a tizzy! They’re trying to scare you folks…
Cybersecurity “Experts” React to Tea Spill, Hilarity Ensues | CNN Business
Another day, another leftist app bites the dust! This “Tea” app, designed to let women anonymously trash-talk men (equality, anyone?),…
Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)
Oh, the horror! Meta, formerly known as that bastion of leftist propaganda, Facebook, is now pretending to care about the…
ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…
Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?
Oh, the horror! Meta, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by Soros, no doubt), “accidentally” announced the death of an…
BIOHAZARD Drops ‘Divided We Fall’ Album and a Totally Unexpected ‘F*** The System’ Anthem
OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents of BIOHAZARD are back with “Divided We Fall”, their first “studio album” (air quotes because…
Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🧈 If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…