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Tag: Tech

Anya Taylor-Joy is Back, and This Time She’s Lucky… or Maybe You Are?
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Anya Taylor-Joy is Back, and This Time She’s Lucky… or Maybe You Are?

FinnFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Apple TV Just Dropped “Lucky,” and Anya Taylor-Joy Is Here to Steal Your Wallet and Your Heart Apple TV is…

Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again
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Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

In a move that perhaps no one could have expected, the Virtual Boy is joining the Nintendo Switch Online +…

Gold and Silver Do the Hokey Pokey, Bitcoin Takes a Tumble as Markets Start February with a Shaky Cha-Cha
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gold and Silver Do the Hokey Pokey, Bitcoin Takes a Tumble as Markets Start February with a Shaky Cha-Cha

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Liberal Market Chaos: Gold, Bitcoin, and Stocks in Freefall! Well, well, well, folks! It looks like the loony liberals on…

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San Jose Drone Show: Free Entertainment or Alien Invasion?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

✨ SJ26 Drone Show at Discovery Meadow ✨ San Jose’s answer to the Super Bowl hype? 1,000 drones lighting up…

Live

“2026: Silicon Valley Prepares for Epic Lunar New Year Bash on the Moon – Because Earth is So Last Year”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Silicon Valley’s Lunar New Year Bash: Where Dragons Meet Tech Giants 🐉💻 Prepare your chopsticks and QR codes! The Bay…

“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”
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“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

**Tech Employees, It’s Time to Stop Being Emotional About Your Monopoly Money** Stock options, RSUs, and ESPP are like that…

The iPhone 17: Apple’s Magical AI Savior or Just Another Shiny Distraction?
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The iPhone 17: Apple’s Magical AI Savior or Just Another Shiny Distraction?

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Big Tech’s Best Kept Secret: Apple’s iPhone 17 Just Saved America (Again) While Silicon Valley elitists waste billions on their…

“Scratch-Technovation Girls: Coding for Beginners, or Just Taller Kids Pretending to Be Tech Wizards?”
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“Scratch-Technovation Girls: Coding for Beginners, or Just Taller Kids Pretending to Be Tech Wizards?”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

¡Atención, mentores y niñas programadoras! 💻👧 ¡El taller de Scratch de Technovation Girls está aquí para salvar el mundo de…

“Construction Bros Finally Figure Out Ctrl+Z Isn’t Actually a Hammer”
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“Construction Bros Finally Figure Out Ctrl+Z Isn’t Actually a Hammer”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

Stop the presses! 🚨 Construction software isn’t about shiny toys—it’s about glorified Excel sheets finally learning to code! 💻✨ 🤓…

“India’s Brightest Brains Tempted by NUS Virtual MTech Tour (Yes, You Can Attend in Pajamas, Modiji-Approved)”
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“India’s Brightest Brains Tempted by NUS Virtual MTech Tour (Yes, You Can Attend in Pajamas, Modiji-Approved)”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

OMG, future Indian tech overlords! 🧞♂️ NUS Master of 🤖✨Magic✨ promises August 2026 Zoom miracles! “Unparalleled edge” + $50k debt…

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