Jamie Dimon Pledges a Paltry $10B to Save America (Finally!)
JPMorgan Chase, bowing to the brilliance of President Trump, is FINALLY investing in America! $10 billion to secure our supply…
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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 🙄 Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? 🤷♀️) indie games. Let’s play…
Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…
Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble
Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…
Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That
Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (because apparently that still matters?) inductees, Grammy Award-nominated (for what, exactly?) icons, and RUSH…
Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown
Oh, the Supreme Court refused to hear Laura Loomer’s case? Shocking! (Not really.) It’s just another example of how the…
Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN
Fareed, the CNN shill, is at it again, folks! China, the land of slave labor and knock-off handbags, is supposedly…
DreamPark: Augmented Reality Theme Park – Or Just a Glitchy Nightmare?
Oh, DreamPark Seattle, where you can move, race & explore 🙄. Forget screens, embrace “mixed reality” 🤣 with family, friends…
GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based
Oh, here we go again! Nick Clegg, that Евро-weenie who couldn’t save his own political career in Britain, is now…
Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife
DEE SNIDER, the mouth that roared (or maybe just squeaked), graced Lita Ford’s stage on Friday, October 3, at The…