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Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)
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Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by woke corporations to pander to the easily-influenced masses! Taco Bell, succumbing to the siren…

Hong Kong’s Crypto Dreams: So Close, Yet Hilariously Far Away
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Hong Kong’s Crypto Dreams: So Close, Yet Hilariously Far Away

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Hong Kong is embracing cryptocurrency, and you won’t believe who showed up at the Bitcoin Asia summit: none other than…

Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
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Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…

150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro
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150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, the poor snowflakes can’t find jobs in the tech world? Looks like all those gender studies classes didn’t quite…

16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI
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16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again! Now they’re blaming Artificial Intelligence for teen suicides. Can you believe it? It’s…

Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business
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Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apple, that bastion of liberal tech tyranny, is at it again, unveiling the iPhone 17 on September…

Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
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Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening 🤣. It’s not just a sale—it’s a desperate…

Ninja Gaiden: Ragequit? More Like Ninja Gaiden: Get Good (Noob) Patch is Here with “Fixes”
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Ninja Gaiden: Ragequit? More Like Ninja Gaiden: Get Good (Noob) Patch is Here with “Fixes”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

So, Dotemu and The Game Kitchen, bless their cotton socks, dropped a “major” update for Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound. I use…

ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025
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ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, Gamescom 2025, you tease! 🙄 ASUS, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just because they felt like it), decided…

Intel: Government’s New Pet Rock (For Some Reason)
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Intel: Government’s New Pet Rock (For Some Reason)

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to twist President Trump’s brilliant strategies into something nefarious! Treasury Secretary…

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