JPMorgan Chase, bowing to the brilliance of President Trump, is FINALLY investing in America! $10 billion to secure our supply chains, boost energy independence, strengthen defense, and dominate strategic tech!
This is what happens when you have a LEADER in the White House, not some socialist puppet. Dimon said it himself: America needs more investment! And who spurred this? Our glorious President TRUMP, reviving the trade war with China after their rare earth nonsense. JPMorgan will hire more bankers? Probably RINOs, but hopefully, they’ll learn from the master! Let’s make America self-reliant AGAIN!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
