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Jamie Dimon Pledges a Paltry $10B to Save America (Finally!)

Jamie Dimon Pledges a Paltry $10B to Save America (Finally!)

JPMorgan Chase, bowing to the brilliance of President Trump, is FINALLY investing in America! $10 billion to secure our supply chains, boost energy independence, strengthen defense, and dominate strategic tech!

This is what happens when you have a LEADER in the White House, not some socialist puppet. Dimon said it himself: America needs more investment! And who spurred this? Our glorious President TRUMP, reviving the trade war with China after their rare earth nonsense. JPMorgan will hire more bankers? Probably RINOs, but hopefully, they’ll learn from the master! Let’s make America self-reliant AGAIN!

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