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Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge
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Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

In a recent interview with Bloomberg’s Jason Schreier, Rockstar shared some juicy tidbits about the development of GTA VI, the…

Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling
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Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh joy, you want to join the ranks of the eternally sleep-deprived and creatively drained game designers. Well, buckle up,…

Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The AI industry is getting ready for its stock market debut,…

Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow
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Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump has decided that the term “artificial intelligence”…

Congress Tries To Save AM Radio From Oblivion Again
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Congress Tries To Save AM Radio From Oblivion Again

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the House has passed legislation that would require…

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
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Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…

Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently
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Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the big shots in the tech industry,…

Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot
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Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Clark County, Washington, has upgraded its ballot drop…

Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before
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Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s quite the…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

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