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Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again
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Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Alienware and Dell are celebrating their 30th anniversary with a new…

Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
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Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…

Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
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Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…

Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
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Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
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Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…

Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick
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Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another lawsuit involving President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests
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Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, another “exciting” development in the world of EVE Online, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet.…

SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets
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SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq 100 index, which is a big…

Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
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Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…

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