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Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…

Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…

Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently
Netflix's Latest Venture: A Wonka-themed Competition Series, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Breaking, Movie News

Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently

FinnJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

We’re not sure if this is exactly what Willy Wonka had in mind when he sang about a world of…

CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration’s efforts to commemorate the semiquincentennial…

Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall, and folks,…

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up
Breaking, Games News

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The games industry is in a bit of flux, but hey, at least we’ve got another conference to add to…

Oh Boy SpaceX Is Getting Wild
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh Boy SpaceX Is Getting Wild

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX, the company founded by the one and only Elon Musk,…

China’s Robots Are Freaking Everyone Out Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s Robots Are Freaking Everyone Out Now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest advancements in humanoid robots in China, and folks, I almost…

PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
Breaking, Games News

PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…

US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…

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