Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…
Tag: Technology
ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans
Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…
Samsung’s 2025 Unpacked: Folding Phones and Watches—Because We Haven’t Milked That Enough Yet
Oh boy, another Samsung Unpacked event! 🎉 As if we needed *more* gadgets to clutter our lives and empty our…
CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)
Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING accomplishments. They’re pushing their…
MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…
Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man
So, LAMB OF GOD, bless their little metal hearts, got to play at Ozzy Osbourne’s “farewell” (yeah, right, we’ve heard…
Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…
Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025
Ah, gamification, the buzzword that refuses to die. It’s not just badges and points anymore, oh no. In the futuristic…
Xiaomi’s Mix Flip 2: Finally, a Foldable That Won’t Break the Bank (Unless You Buy All the Accessories)
Oh, honey, Xiaomi’s at it again. Just when you thought they couldn’t possibly cram more useless gadgets into our lives,…
Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? 😂 Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…