Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…
Tag: Television
Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises
“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack),” featuring all original music by NINE INCH NAILS (because who else would Disney hire?…
Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recent… *choices* 🙄), has decided…
Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps
Oh, honey, did you hear? Joseph Kosinski’s *F1: The Movie* (or as I like to call it, *Geriatric Grand Prix*)…
‘Big Bang Theory’ Spinoff: Because the Universe Didn’t Suffer Enough
🎉 Hold onto your hats, folks, because HBO Max, in a move that can only be described as either genius…
Trump’s New Oval Office Meeting Style: Foreign Leaders Triggered
CNN is whining again because President Trump is making foreign leaders face the music! It’s about time someone stood up…
Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham
Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…
OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…
Alice Cooper, a Hall of Fame? More Like Hall of Lame
Alice Cooper, the guy who makes a living pretending to be scary, is apparently getting inducted into the Radio Hall…
The Bear Gets Another Season: Disney+ Milking It For All It’s Worth
Oh, sweet baby Carmy! 🐻🔪 FX just HAD to announce that The Bear is getting a fifth season. Like we…