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Tag: Television

Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral
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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

When Alice Cooper Met the Symphony Orchestra, and the Classical World Never Saw It Coming 😱🎻 In a turn of…

The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It
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The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

If you haven’t been living under a demodog-infested rock for the past decade, you’ve probably heard the news: Stranger Things…

Trump’s Affordability Address: From Armchair Anxiety to Melania’s Underwear Drawer
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Trump’s Affordability Address: From Armchair Anxiety to Melania’s Underwear Drawer

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

President Trump absolutely destroyed the fake news again last night, delivering a masterclass in economic policy while the radical left…

The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…

Rian Johnson’s Brain Has Unleashed More Whodunit Shenanigans—Knives Out 4 May Actually Solve the Mystery of How He Keeps Getting Greenlights
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Rian Johnson’s Brain Has Unleashed More Whodunit Shenanigans—Knives Out 4 May Actually Solve the Mystery of How He Keeps Getting Greenlights

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

BREAKING: Rian Johnson Has “Ideas” For Fourth Knives Out Movie, Which Is Apparently Something We All Needed To Know Today…

“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”
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“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”

FinnNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Amazon MGM Studios, in a move that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (🙄), has announced that they’re rebooting Stargate. Yes,…

HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART
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HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Henry Rollins, the guy who yells about stuff, giving us his profound, totally unbiased take on Orange…

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Teaser Drops, Release Date Announced (Prepare for More Monster Mash Madness)
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Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Teaser Drops, Release Date Announced (Prepare for More Monster Mash Madness)

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Apple TV, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite budget), has decided to unleash another season of its critically…

The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests
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The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because those geriatric punk posers THE OFFSPRING (yes, *still* around) are gracing London’s Crystal Palace Park…

OMG! Miss Chile Ditches World Peace for Death Metal Screams, Judges’ Ears Bleed
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OMG! Miss Chile Ditches World Peace for Death Metal Screams, Judges’ Ears Bleed

Chord F. DiscordNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Ignacia Fernández, a 27-year-old *model* (we use that term loosely) who also fronts the earth-shatteringly obscure Chilean “progressive” death metal…

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