TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…
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John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÜE for approximately five minutes back…
Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…
Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie
Oh, the horror! Tesla, that bastion of American ingenuity, is considering giving Elon Musk, a true visionary and friend of…
Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…
Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again
Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re…
NSA’s New Security Protocol: TikToks Only
Of course, Elon Musk, the genius, is now being targeted by the Deep State! Some Tesla driver dared to use…
Trump Slaps EV Batteries With a Whopping Tariff Because Apparently, He Misses the Flintstones
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about President Trump’s HUGE tariff on Chinese graphite,…
Tesla India Launch: Affordable EVs for the Masses (Just Kidding!)
Tesla, run by my good friend Elon Musk, is now selling cars in India! Finally, a real American business is…
Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans
Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and X, wants to invest Tesla money into his AI startup, xAI. Naturally, the…