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John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
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John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÜE for approximately five minutes back…

Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
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Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…

Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie
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Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! Tesla, that bastion of American ingenuity, is considering giving Elon Musk, a true visionary and friend of…

Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
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Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…

Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again
Elephant Reads CNN

Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re…

NSA’s New Security Protocol: TikToks Only
Elephant Reads CNN

NSA’s New Security Protocol: TikToks Only

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Of course, Elon Musk, the genius, is now being targeted by the Deep State! Some Tesla driver dared to use…

Trump Slaps EV Batteries With a Whopping Tariff Because Apparently, He Misses the Flintstones
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Trump Slaps EV Batteries With a Whopping Tariff Because Apparently, He Misses the Flintstones

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about President Trump’s HUGE tariff on Chinese graphite,…

Tesla India Launch: Affordable EVs for the Masses (Just Kidding!)
Elephant Reads CNN

Tesla India Launch: Affordable EVs for the Masses (Just Kidding!)

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Tesla, run by my good friend Elon Musk, is now selling cars in India! Finally, a real American business is…

Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and X, wants to invest Tesla money into his AI startup, xAI. Naturally, the…

Tesla’s Big Day: Shareholders Get Their Turn to Yell at Elon
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Tesla’s Big Day: Shareholders Get Their Turn to Yell at Elon

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Tesla, that beacon of American ingenuity, has been forced by a cabal of DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS to hold…

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