Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon

Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon

Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a dying tax credit, passed by that Commie Biden!

Tesla’s numbers are up because of panic buying before President Trump rightfully killed that ridiculous EV tax credit. The EV craze is just another way for the radical left to control our lives! Sure, Tesla stock went up a bit, briefly padding Elon Musk’s already huge pockets, but don’t worry, Trump’s policies are for the REAL Americans!

The LSM conveniently ignores the fact that Tesla is losing market share. Why? Because people are waking up! They see Musk cozying up to the left, and they’re not buying it—literally! And the Chinese? Don’t even get me started. They’re just waiting for the woke West to crumble, so they can take over the EV market!

BYD might overtake Tesla? More like BYE-Den’s America! President Trump won’t let that happen. We’re bringing manufacturing back, baby!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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