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Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup
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Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Get ready for a healthy dose of excitement and skepticism as EA’s latest cash grab, err, I mean, “content update”…

Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits
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Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s time to dive into the wonderful world of Star Wars, where the Sequel era has been getting a bad…

Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
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Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently
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Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…

MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock
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MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super deep and insightful quotes from Fernando Ribeiro, the vocalist of MOONSPELL?…

Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
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Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…

Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
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Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…

SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports
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SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving the Southern Poverty Law Center, and folks, it’s a…

Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh
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Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good movie about…

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