KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…
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Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…
Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…
How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…
Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX just dropped the official music video…
Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
The House has voted to approve a measure that would require President Donald Trump to end his war with Iran,…
LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A news helicopter crashed in a commercial area of a Los…
Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows
In a move that’s sure to thrill audiences and further erode the concept of a traditional TV season, several new…
Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…
Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow
No one could have missed Tides of Annihilation at this year’s gamescom, and I mean that in the best way…