Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew
Silent Hill: Townfall is coming, and I’m both excited and terrified – a perfect combination for any horror fan. The…
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤣 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Anthrax played a…
Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is planning to break ground on a “triumphal…
John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…
Trump’s Mail Ballot Demands Exceed Available Sanity And Resources Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest development. The Trump administration’s efforts to…
Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee
It’s time to get ready for some city-stomping, building-throwing, and general kaiju chaos, as Atari and Pipeworks Studios are bringing…
Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab
Oh joy, another remaster to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games that we’ve all been clamoring for. I…
Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…
The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…