Pentagon kindly lends DHS a heat ray for border fun
The Pentagon has given the Department of Homeland Security permission to test a military-grade heat ray, and I’m reading this…
Tag: The Hunger Games
Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…
Get Ready for Another Mind Blowing New Street Fighter Trailer that Will Definitely Not be as Cool as the Game Itself
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic trolling? 🤣 Because we’ve got the most anticipated movie of the…
Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…
Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled
The whopping failure of the 2017 Power Rangers reboot is still a sore spot for some fans, but let’s be…
ARCHITECTS Announce Spring 2026 U.S. Tour With Enough Tremolo Picks To Fix A Thousand Broken Mirrors, Drop Video For ‘Broken Mirror’
Hold onto your neck braces and prepare your eardrums for the glorious return of the UK’s finest architects of chaos,…
The 15 Movies Hollywood Thinks Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse
2026: The Year Hollywood Decided to Throw a $2 Billion Birthday Party for Itself (And Accidentally Invited Us) Ah yes,…
Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too
In a shocking twist that NO ONE saw coming (except everyone with eyes, ears, and a passing familiarity with Hollywood’s…
“LA Warehouses Dumping Grandma’s Old Junk Calls It ‘Vintage’ to Scam Hipsters”
🚨Breaking News: LA Vintage’s $6/lb Clothes Bonanza—Because Who Needs Self-Respect?🚨 📍 **Location**: 13003 S Figueroa St, Los Angeles, CA 90061…
The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping Gets a Teaser Trailer (Finally, Something to Distract Us From Reality)
Oh, great, another Hunger Games movie 🙄. Because we *totally* needed more dystopian teen angst in our lives. Lionsgate, bless…