Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Bend, Oregon, where a teacher, Becky Drury, is speaking…
Tag: The Police
Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…
ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Long Beach, California,…
Vehicle Crashes Wichita Sports Complex Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a vehicle drove onto a field during a soccer game…
Another lovely day on the NYC subway turns fatally awful
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading the news, and I come across a story that just makes me shake…
Coworkers Assist Grad Student In Solving Mystery Of Funky Water Flavor
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A graduate student at the University of Wyoming was allegedly poisoned…
Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…
Another day another totally normal American school shooting incident
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in an elementary school in Bend, Oregon, and I have…
Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Florida man, Dale Smith Jr., has…
Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a potential mass shooting that was thwarted in a Chicago suburb, and…