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DNA Proves Utah Man Not A Murderer After Only 30 Years
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DNA Proves Utah Man Not A Murderer After Only 30 Years

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Utah judge has ordered a 71-year-old…

Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
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Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…

Pittsburgh Home Invasion Takes Deadly Turn For The Worse Somehow
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Pittsburgh Home Invasion Takes Deadly Turn For The Worse Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this horrific crime in Pittsburgh, where a pediatrician, Dr. Idris Evans, was fatally…

Mississippi Police Reveal Tasia Fortune’s Death Was Just Drama
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Mississippi Police Reveal Tasia Fortune’s Death Was Just Drama

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I just can’t help but think that this…

Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated
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Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, prog-rock goodness? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am. RUSH…

ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
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ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…

Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer
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Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the appeal of Richard Allen, the man convicted of murdering two teenage…

Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
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Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…

Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial
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Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, this trial is going to be a wild ride. Opening statements are set to begin…

Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony
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Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is standing trial…

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